Jane Seymour

Heather Graham

Stiffler's Mom

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Jane Seymour aka Cathleen Cleary aka Kitty Cat from Wedding Crashers:

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Heather Graham aka Jade the Stripper from The Hangover:

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Stiffler’s Mom from American Pie:

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Mary: Jade the stripper. I always fall for the nice ones. Plus you get to hang out with Carlos.

Fuck: Kitty Cat. Gotta find out if they’re built for speed or built for comfort.

Kill: Stiffler’s mom. While she might be the best fuck, she will give me a heart attack before the age of 30. No way I can handle her. I’m thinking long term here.