double dare

I defy you to tweet or email me a cooler ticket stub. We’ve all been to game 7′s, we’ve all been to sea world. Dime a dozen. I’m trying to think if there is a cooler ticket stub in existence, and I’m coming up with nothing. Though I love seeing cool shit like that, so let me see what you’ve got.


Only regret in my life is I never got to go on Figure it Out. Every day I would wrack my brain for something that could get me on that fucking show, and I never came up with a god damn thing. One time I tried to invent a new shampoo that cleans your body in an attempt to get on but was informed that’s called soap and I quit trying. Devastating still to this day.

PS: That day was a huge day in my life. Not only did I see Marc Summers in person, but it was the first time I ever saw and recognized a homeless person. I straight up pointed to the dude on the street and asked why he was just sitting there. Was explained to me that some people are poor and I was so disgusted I spit out my juicy juice and I wasn’t even drinking any.

Send cool ticket stubs to [email protected] or tweet them to @BarstoolNate.