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Clarissa Explains It All AKA Sabrina The Teenage Witch Live Tweets RAW and Is a Big Alabama Fan Too, Complete With Lucky Panties

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One of the funniest things I’ve stumbled across in a while. Your girl Clarissa just out there live tweeting wrestling. And apparently is a big football fan too, and made a bet with DeMarco Murray, because when you think DeMarco Murray and football bets, you immediately think of Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

 

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#awshucksEli

And she gets kinky when it comes to college football

 

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No word on what Ferguson is up to.
 

By Nate posted October 20th, 2014 at 10:07 PM

Barstool DMV Smokeshow of the Day – Caroline From Elon

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DMV Smokeshow of the Day Caroline from Elon. Love Elon smokes. Can never go wrong.

Nominate all the smokes you know by sending Facebook links to DMV@Barstoolsports.com.

 

 

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By Nate posted October 20th, 2014 at 5:30 PM

This Rhino Thinks He’s a Lamb!

 

If he thinks he’s a lamb, he’s a lamb! I’m not going to tell him he’s actually a rhino, and you shouldn’t either. MLK worked too hard to have me tell a rhino what he can or can’t do. Go ahead with your bad rhino self!
 


 

By Nate posted October 20th, 2014 at 5:07 PM

ALL ABOARD THE COLT TRAIN CHOOOO CHOOOOOOOOO

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previously in trains.
 

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It’s go time baby! Starting QB Colt McCoy. Could not be more excited to have Colt under center to go up against shitty Dallas on Monday night. He is going to pick them apart. It’s going to be BRUTAL. This has to have been the plan all along, right? Get RG3 hurt and out of the picture. Get a bunch of sheep to believe Kirk is the savior, and then have the best of the 3, Colt McCoy, burst onto the scene and set the NFL on fire. Probably going to have to make rules that help defenses after he’s done having his way with them. Are the Cowboys seriously even going to show up on Monday? I mean, I guess it’s valiant if they do. Like, good for them. The should get a trophy for participating. But it’s the Colt Train and it ain’t stoppin for some no names in Texas.

By Nate posted October 20th, 2014 at 4:25 PM

Woman Won’t Get Any Alimony From Her Ex-Husband Because She Didn’t Inform Him That She Was a Genie Before Getting Married

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KHOU - This story about a divorce in the United Arab Emirates begins in not-so-unusual fashion: A wife refuses to sleep with her husband, and he is not pleased. Then it gets weird: She tells him to talk to her parents, who explain that their daughter can’t have sex with him because she is, in fact, a supernatural creature called a jinn that the BBCequates to a genie. This results in divorce. But if the excuse was a tall tale, the joke’s on the ex-wife, because a court in Dubai ruled that she is not entitled to alimony, reports Gulf News. Reason? She wasn’t honest about the genie matter. Neither story is clear about whether this means the court thinks she’s lying about being a genie or whether it thinks she should have informed her husband about her genie-ness before the wedding, but either way, she gets no alimony.

 

Hah, what an idiot woman. Maybe something you should tell your boyfriend around date 4 or 5. You know, you’re getting to like the person, you find out a little something about their childhood, you meet their friends out at the bar, and oh yea, I’m a genie, I hope that doesn’t change anything. Hey ladies, little advice: if you’re a genie, tell your guy you’re a genie. He probably won’t care. Such a classic chick move to overthink everything. We seriously care so little about most things that girls freak out about. Do you have a vagina? Do you let me put my dick in it for 5-20 seconds at a time? Yes? Then great. I don’t care if you’re a genie, a mermaid, an animorph, whatever. Just come out and say it at the beginning, I’ll probably forget anyway.
 

By Nate posted October 20th, 2014 at 3:30 PM

A Redskins Fan And Her Pet Bird Just Chillin In The Stands At The Redskins Game Yesterday


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In case that video wasn’t clear, it’s your classic case of a woman and a bird just watching the Redskins game like it ain’t no thang. I’m really hoping it’s not a pet though and she just randomly adopted a bird she saw flying around the nosebleeds. It might have flown out of Charlie Whitehurst’s hair, it’s really impossible to say. But that’s that. A woman petting a bird while watching the Redskins game. A tradition unli…well a very weird tradition and they should should lock her up and throw away the key.

 

By Nate posted October 20th, 2014 at 2:35 PM

Maryland Man Facing Murder Charges Was Accidentally Released From Jail On Friday….Oops

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Oops! Classic mistake, just classic. Sometimes you lose your car keys, sometimes you forget which night is trash night, and sometimes you let a murderer out of jail on a casual Friday afternoon. It’s hard to keep your ducks in a row. And yea this guy might be a criminal murderer, but he has to call no takesie backsies here. When you’re let out of jail, you’re out of jail. That’s how jail works. If they wanted him in jail for killing a person, they shouldn’t have released him, that’s logic 101. So everyone can just stop looking for him. He served his time and double jeopardy is against the law.
 

By Nate posted October 20th, 2014 at 1:45 PM

Brian Orakpo Will Be Placed on the IR, Has Possibly Played His Last Snap As a Washington Redskin

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For the second time in 3 years, Brian Orakpo is hurt and out for the season. Kind of mixed feelings, because obviously you never want to see a guy go down to a season-ending injury. But Orakpo has been horrible this year. Hasn’t been able to pressure the QB at all and still isn’t good at stopping the run. That’s a whole lot of nothing from a guy they franchised and is cashing an 11 million dollar paycheck. The Skins seemingly drafted Trent Murphy in the 2nd round this year to replace Orakpo, which makes the pick good but the decision to give Orakpo 11 million dollars when there were other needs that needed to be addressed a bit iffy. Yes, that is a bit results oriented, because if Rak had another 10 sack season, I would probably be leading the resign Orakpo bandwagon. In a perfect world, both him and Ryan Kerrigan would have teamed up for years to come and terrorized opposing QBs. Orakpo was a good player on the field when healthy, and a great guy off the field, but it seems his time in DC is just about up. Hate to see him go out this way, but he will for sure sign with an NFC East team and sack Redskins QBs for the next 10 years.

By Nate posted October 20th, 2014 at 12:55 PM

Ravens Week 7 Recap: Tops In The AFC North

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Things are finally going according to plan in Baltimore. Offense is looking like they can score from anywhere. Defense is wreaking havoc and making the opposition look uncomfortable. Yesterday’s game was sloppy at times and the outcome was still never in doubt. Meanwhile we’ve got the Bengals and Browns falling apart at the seams, and it doesn’t look much better in Pittsburgh. Gotta love it. We’re in the driver’s seat in the AFC North now.

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On top of that, we’re leading the entire NFL in point differential at +89. While that’s not the end-all be-all, it’s still the sign of a great football team. Some more thoughts on yesterday’s 29-7 win:

 

- The Ravens continue to dominate on the ground. Another near 100 yard performance for Justin Forsett, and the Ravens sit at 8th in the NFL in rushing yards per game (131.4). The defense is equally impressive coming in at 7th, only allowing 87.4 yards a game. We’re returning to the style of football that consistently won the Ravens so many football games in the 00′s. Hard-nosed, physical football. Just feels right.

 

- The biggest difference now is that we don’t have Kyle fucking Boller under center and Travis Taylor as our top pass catcher. Those teams in the 00′s ran the football out of necessity because the passing game was trash. Now we can score any way we damn please. It just so happens that we’ve been putting points on the board early and keeping the ┬áball on the ground to keep the clock moving. Our defense is still a step behind those defenses in the past, but we’re miles ahead of those teams offensively. Those teams contended, and so will this one.

 

- Steve Smith will probably get fined for that little dust-up in the 4th, but that’s fine. That’s the price you pay sometimes for blood and guts. Not his fault the NFC South can’t handle it. Helmet sale!

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- Flacco actually didn’t play all the great, but he didn’t need to. He made all the easy throws he should have, and the mistakes he made were on aggressive throws downfield. I can live with that in games like this one. I’ll say this much though. As unimportant as it was, that touchdown he threw to Torrey on 4th and 1 was downright gorgeous.

 

- The pass rush is here and it’s here to stay. Back to back weeks with 5 sacks. Dumervil is having an all-pro year with 7 sacks in 7 games. Pernell McPhee is the best pass rusher in football noone talks about. And even Suggsy got in the mix with the safety late. Andy Dalton is going to have a miserable time next week now that we’re getting into the backfield.

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- I know that GIF cuts off just before he throws it, but I’m pretty sure Suggs threw a better ball into the stands than Matt Ryan did all day. Just like I said. Matt Ryan. Fraud.

 

- What in the world do we do with Jacoby Jones at this point? His drops on offense all year have been frustrating, but once that translates over to punts he’s useless. You can’t muff a punt near midfield right before the half. If Atlanta had been able to go into the half down 14-7 there, who knows how else that game plays out? Thank god the defense held up there. Can’t give teams opportunities to go into the locker room with a sense of false confidence. Better teams will make you pay for that. I think one more blunder and it’s Michael Campanaro time on special teams.

 

- I’ve been pretty supportive of James Hurst at left tackle so far because replacing an all-pro as an undrafted rookie is a tall task. But he struggled mightily yesterday, racking up 3 holding penalties. We were able to pick up 2 of the first downs anyway, but we won’t always be so lucky. The bright side is Flacco was only sacked once, and I’d take 1st-and-20 over 2nd-and-16 and a QB hit every time.

 

- Long snapper Morgan Cox tore his ACL, so that sucks. The guy’s been entrenched as the LS since 2010, and we’ve taken him for granted. I just hope that whenever the name comes out for his replacement, I never have to hear it again. Get well soon Morgan.

 

- I hate Fox broadcasts. Absolutely hate em. The whole robot schtick, the music, the graphics… all suck. I don’t know how the NFC puts up with it on a weekly basis. On top of that David Diehl looked like a complete try-hard with his suit in the booth. David Diehl. Such a punchable face.

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Cincinnati funeral next week. Bury them.

By banks posted October 20th, 2014 at 12:10 PM

The Capitals Shot a Puppy Calendar And I Literally Can’t Even

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I die.
 

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Ovi, Nick, and Fehr.
 

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Twinsies.
 

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Puddles. Absolute puddles. I think I’m pregnant now.
 

 

PS: If you’re not gay for Tom Wilson, you’re probably gay. And does he wear a size 100 shoe? That shoe has to be a joke right?
 

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By Nate posted October 20th, 2014 at 11:20 AM
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