Hot Galleries

The Anaheim Ducks Surprised Fans By Having Players And Coach Boudreau Hand Them Their Season Tickets

 

 
Just a nice little end of the day video for you. Made me happy. Because we are 21 days from hockey being back. First preseason games are this Sunday. I just counted on my fingers and that’s in 4 days. Terrific news through and through.

And also, I’m a big Boudreau guy. Loved him in DC, and love him in Anaheim. Maybe his teams can’t win the playoffs, but he’s still a cool coach who swears a lot, and that’s good in my book.

 
 

Best motivational speech of all time.

 


 

By Nate posted September 17th, 2014 at 5:08 PM

#Pray4Joe – Joe Flacco Missed Practice Today With A Cold And I Have To Admit I’m A Bit Worried About It

flacco down

PFT –  A starting quarterback who’s never missed a regular season game has missed his team’s first practice of the week. Ravens starter Joe Flacco didn’t participate in the club’s workout on Wednesday, according to the team’s official Twitter feed. The Ravens (1-1) play at Cleveland on Sunday. Ravens coach John Harbaugh did not elaborate on Flacco’s absence, the club said. However, it appears that Flacco may just be a little under the weather. According to Aaron Wilson of the Baltimore Sun, Flacco has a cold. Also, Jamison Hensley of ESPN.com reported that “word is” Flacco isn’t feeling well. This sounds like a story only Gay Talese could make interesting.

 

#Pray4Joe should be trending worldwide by 5pm. I’m worried sick about him. I probably shouldn’t be, but I am. Joe doesn’t miss practice. He doesn’t miss anything. He was the kid in school with the perfect attendance certificate, the presidential gym class award, and still stole your girlfriend. Games, practices, chances to show off his sexy thighs- you name it, he’s there. So I’m beyond confident that he’ll suit up and start on Sunday in Cleveland, but we need Joe to be Joe. Can’t have him off his game. While the Browns don’t scare me in the least, they’re not the same team they’ve been in recent years. We drop a game to the Browns more often than I’d like to admit, usually in Cleveland too. Can’t afford to go down in the hole 1-2 with Carolina and Indianapolis ahead on the schedule. Flacco and the Smiths are making steady progress on getting the timing down on this offense and I’d hate to see us take a step back from that. So let’s get Flacco some of that Ebola medicine and get him back onto the field ASAP.

 

By banks posted September 17th, 2014 at 4:20 PM

Ovi and Others Guess What Their Ratings Are In NHL 15 And Ovi’s Response Is Gold

 

In case you can’t watch videos at work or because you’re in class, spoiler alert!

 
 
 

Screen Shot 2014-09-17 at 3.27.17 PM

 
It’s hard not to love Ovechkin. Funny, laid back guy who kills it at hockey all the while. And his little comment at the end about being a LW is hilarious because even he doesn’t know what position he is nowadays. At one point he was voted onto the All-NHL team by hockey writers at both positions.

 
And then meanwhile you have nancy boy Crosby who is too scared to answer the question. If you think you’re a 99, say you’re a 99! What is so bothering about Crosby is he is the heal of the NHL, but he tries so hard to be a face. Dude, you’re not the good guy. You’re the villain. Own it. Be it. Pussyfooting around the question is just so Crosby.
 
 

h/t Ryan
 

By Nate posted September 17th, 2014 at 3:25 PM

Fireman Bryce Is Leading the Nats Through The Playoffs And His Shirts Are Flying Off The Shelves! Get Yours NOW!

Screen Shot 2014-09-17 at 2.24.35 PM

 
 

Buy Now!

 
 

Last night, Bryce Harper died for a minute, and then re-emerged as Fireman Bryce. Fireman Bryce gives no fucks. And you might be thinking “well, Bryce Harper didn’t give a fuck either.” Exactly. That’s who the rest of the NL is dealing with now. Fireman Bryce is here to hit home runs and put out fires, and I don’t see any more fires.
 
 

Screen Shot 2014-09-17 at 2.32.22 PM
 

BUY BUY BUY!

 
 
Screen Shot 2014-09-17 at 2.30.20 PM

Screen Shot 2014-09-17 at 2.30.40 PM

By Nate posted September 17th, 2014 at 2:31 PM

Your Baltimore Orioles Natty Pie Shirt Is On Sale NOW!

natybohgrey

 
BUY BUY BUY!

 

 

There are tons and tons of Orioles fans blowing up my email box every 10 minutes begging for a playoffs shirt. So we delivered. Not because we wanted to, but because our hand was forced. You demanded an Orioles shirt, and you got the best Orioles shirt ever made. Bohstool Sports, we did it again!

 

BUY BUY BUY!
 

Screen Shot 2014-09-17 at 2.00.24 PM

Screen Shot 2014-09-17 at 2.00.17 PM

Screen Shot 2014-09-17 at 2.00.32 PM

By Nate posted September 17th, 2014 at 1:55 PM

MFK Wednesday in the DMV – Three Smokebombs Decided to Strip Down And Take New Pictures

Camille Rowe

Kendall Jenner

Nina Agdal

Total Number of Votes: 6060

Camille Rowe:

Screen Shot 2014-09-17 at 12.51.53 PM

Screen Shot 2014-09-17 at 12.52.28 PM

Screen Shot 2014-09-17 at 12.52.12 PM

Screen Shot 2014-09-17 at 12.52.04 PM

Kendall Jenner:

Screen Shot 2014-09-17 at 12.53.50 PM

Screen Shot 2014-09-17 at 12.53.58 PM

Screen Shot 2014-09-17 at 12.54.10 PM

Screen Shot 2014-09-17 at 12.53.42 PM

Nina Agdal:

Screen Shot 2014-09-17 at 12.58.03 PM

Screen Shot 2014-09-17 at 12.58.18 PM

Screen Shot 2014-09-17 at 12.57.56 PM

Screen Shot 2014-09-17 at 12.57.48 PM

MFK Wednesday. It’s my duty to to report to you when hot babes take off their clothes. Doesn’t matter who, doesn’t matter when, doesn’t matter why. If the smokes take off their clothes and take new photos, I’m here to MFK them. We all know Kendall. She’s blazing hot by the way. It sucks who she’s related to, cause she’s lava. If we didn’t know what family she came from, we’d all love her a lot more. We all know Nina. She’s such an MFK veteran she practically is a player-coach at this point. And then we have this Camille Rowe girl. I can’t remember using her before. Might have, but she’s not a grizzled veteran. But she has this look about her that I like. Can’t place my finger on it, but that look is doing sticky pants things for me.

Marry: Camille. She’s just got that thing. That “it”. Gives my heart a boner, which is the nicest thing I’ve ever said about anyone.

Fuck: Kendall. UPSET CITY! DOWN GOES AGDAL! DOWN GOES AGDAL! I think it’s going to be 50% marry, 50% fuck Agdal. But that’s the thing. Too many people want to fuck or marry her for me. Her ego is too big. She doesn’t have to try anymore. Need to play hard to get with her. Yea, I’m getting meta in the MFK world.

Kill: Agdal (wink, wink)

By Nate posted September 17th, 2014 at 1:05 PM

Rapper Waka Flocka Flame is Looking to Pay Someone $50,000 Per Year To Be His Full Time Blunt Roller

 

DE – LAST NIGHT, RAPPER Waka Flocka Flame announced to his Instagram followers that he was hiring a ‘blunt roller’. The salary? A cool $50,000 a year. He invited prospective candidates to apply via the hashtag #icanroll.

 
 

Some people want to grow up to be firefighters. Some people, teachers. Some people peddlers of smut. And for some, blunt rollers.

 


 
 

It’s just so beautiful. The American Dream actualized. Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do. Follow you dreams. Ain’t no mountain too high, ain’t no valley too low. Don’t just say you want it, go out and fucking want it. So if you want to be a full time blunt roller for a grown man who calls himself Waka Flocka Flame, by god go out and do it! USA! USA! USA!

 


 
 

PS: Similarly, if you think you can make good MFKs every day and not be a lazy piece of shit about it, I won’t pay you anything but the job is available.
 

By Nate posted September 17th, 2014 at 12:10 PM

Meanwhile, It Looks Like Ovi Had a Nice Birthday Party

Screen Shot 2014-09-17 at 11.22.50 AM
 

 

You can take the guy out of Russia but you can’t take the Russia out of the guy. Pretty standard Ovi drinking night. And now that he’s single again, watch out. You thought Rory was having a good year after breaking off his engagement? You just wait and see what Ovechkin has in store. I’m thinking a 70 goal season.


 
 

PS: You guys, you guys. NHL preseason games start this Sunday. Seriously though. Woah.
 

By Nate posted September 17th, 2014 at 11:25 AM

Orioles Win First East Title Since 1997 And It Is AWESOME

Screen Shot 2014-09-17 at 10.21.18 AM
 

What a night, what a game. What a god damn team. The Baltimore Orioles clinched their first A.L. East Division Title last night for the first time since 1997. Orioles fans had to go through a looooooot of bad teams to get here. Teams with players like Larry Bigbie, Geroneimo Gil, Jorge Julio, Marty Cordova, David Newhan, and Chris Ray. Just terrible teams and terrible seasons.

Even though it was only for a division title, last night was special. The O’s did make the playoffs back in 2012 and was a pretty good team, but no one thought that team could win a World Series. This team can. The pitching staff has been pitching lights for a few weeks, the lineup is one of the best, they hit the long ball better than any other team, and the bullpen has to be in the top 3. Why can’t they win it all?

Last night at Camden Yards was a playoff time atmosphere. Even after Ubaldo gave up a run in the first, there wasn’t a feeling that they would lose. This team always has that feeling. No matter what inning, or the score, everyone feels that they will win. They are just playing great baseball at the perfect time. World Series winners aren’t always the best team, most of the time they’re the hottest team.

Gotta feel great for Nick Markakis. Unable to play in the 2012 playoffs because of a C.C. Sabathia beanball, 1359 games in his career without a playoff appearance. Wait another two weeks bud, you’ll get your chance.

 

 
 
 

Even though Pres covered it last night, I’ll say that Adam Jones running around the field pieing fans in the face was great, just fantastic. No one has more fun on a baseball field than Adam Jones. He even got some teammates with the pies too. Would love to see Buck get a pie if they win it all. No doubt it’ll come from AJ.
 


 

At the beginning of the year I think the Birds thought they could maybe win the division, not many other people did. Now I think they think they can win a World Series. Look around at the MLB, as an Orioles fan none of these teams scare me. This team is special, and while last night was fun and memorable and all that, they know there are bigger fish to fry, gotta make some noise in October. Keep it rolling Birds.
 

Screen Shot 2014-09-17 at 10.41.51 AM

Screen Shot 2014-09-17 at 10.41.43 AM

Screen Shot 2014-09-17 at 10.52.30 AM

 

 

Follow me on Twitter to more Os action. @BarstoolRDT

 

By RDT posted September 17th, 2014 at 10:46 AM

While You Were Sleeping The Nats Clinched Their Second NL East Title In Three Years

 

 

 

 
 
 
Real MVP of last night was Dan Kolko, the sideline reporter for the Nats. He is likely legally blind at this point as he took more shots to the eye than Bree Olson, but he stole the show. Electric performance.

 

USA Today - With a 3-0 victory over the Atlanta Braves, the Washington Nationals clinched the National League East on Tuesday: How they clinched: Winning at second-place Atlanta for the second night in a row – and Washington’s fourth win against the Braves in five games over the past nine days – finished off a team that had nagged the Nats for nearly two years. Atlanta had won 25 of 35 games against Washington since September 2012. Team RBI leader Ian Desmond hit a two-run homer in the sixth inning and Tanner Roark won for the 14th time in his first season in the Nationals rotation. Roark allowed five singles and no walks in seven innings, and has given up two or fewer earned runs in 22 of his 30 starts.

 
 

 

Just as we all knew, the best team in baseball clinched the NL East last night. Doesn’t mean tons, as they did the same two years ago. Couple differences about this season: 1) Strasburg leads the league in strikeouts and won’t be shut down for no reason for the playoffs. That still goes down as the worst decision in baseball history. 2) The lineup is better. Top to bottom, this lineup is stacked. And Zimmerman is coming back soon. If he regains form, the number of options this team has across the infield depending on pitching matchups is scary. 3) The bullpen is improved. Storen and Clippard are unhittable, plain and simple.

 
 

 

By Nate posted September 17th, 2014 at 9:45 AM
© 2014 Barstool Sports | Disclaimer | Copyright | Privacy Policy | Media Kit