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Barstool DMV Smokeshow of the Day – Erin From Towson

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An all time beauty smokeshow Erin from Towson.

Send me your smokeshow nominations to DMV@Barstoolsports.com

 
 

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By Nate posted December 17th, 2014 at 5:45 PM

Barstool DMV Smokeshow of the Day – Lizzy From George Mason

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Flawless Lizzy from GMU to end your Tuesday.

Send all smoke nominations to DMV@Barstoolsports.com

 

 

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By Nate posted December 16th, 2014 at 5:30 PM

As It Turns Out I Actually Have a Ton In Common With One Of The Hottest People On The Planet Mary Shum (Unrelated: Holy Shit She’s Smoking Hot)

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Ok, the above is probably the sexiest picture I’ve ever seen on the Internet. Like, woah. But as it turns out, we actually do have a lot in common!

 

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Right?! Facebook is a mess right now with all these people popping out babies (on purpose) and getting engaged and shit. Everyone I know is “happy” and “in a relationship” and “doesn’t scour eBay all day for deals on N64 games” and “doesn’t eat 2 burritos a day while telling everyone they go to the gym”. So me and her, yea, basically #SoulMates.

Ok, you caught me. This was all a ploy to post pictures of her fine ass. It’s always fun to find a fun angle though. But really, I just prematurely blue myself.

 
 

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By Nate posted December 16th, 2014 at 2:30 PM

Playboy Playmate Carly Lauren Cannot, Will Not Give Up Her Crown As Queen Of The Sideboob

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The Mother Theresa of side boob is back! It’d been a couple months since we last checked in on the Queen of the Sideboob, and in Instagram months that might as well be 3 years. She’s been sideboob’ing it up since we last saw her, and when you’re the QOTSB, you get Friday blogs in your honor.

 
 

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And sure I could link to the previous blog dedicated to her SB, but I could also just post those pics here like the man of the people I am.

 
 

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By Nate posted December 12th, 2014 at 12:10 PM

MFK in the DMV – The Girls of Thor

Jaimie Alexander

Natalie Portman

Kat Dennings

Total Number of Votes: 17122

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You gotta marry one, fuck one, and you gotta kill one. I:

Marry: Jaimie. Under the radar smokebomb who you can tell knows how to treat your dick like a a hero.

Fuck: Kat. Those bags of sand are so unreal. Does touching one count as fucking? Cause that’s all it’d take.

Kill: Natalie. Went to Harvard and is better than me in every way. She’s so perfect she has to die.

By Nate posted October 23rd, 2013 at 12:50 PM

DMV Smokeshow of the Day – Danielle From JMU

Danielle just tearing it up and breaking hearts down in Harrisonburg.

JMU is one of the smokiest schools in the country. Send your Dukes smokes and all other smoke nominations to DMV@barstoolsports.com.

By Nate posted October 22nd, 2013 at 5:30 PM

Irina Shayk Knows How To Induce a Boner

Makes my blood boil to sun-like temperatures that she is boinging a soccer player. It’s like she’s never even heard of blogging before. Whatever, her loss.

 
 

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By Nate posted October 22nd, 2013 at 4:45 PM

MFK in the DMV – The Chicks of Orange is the New Black

Taryn Manning

Laura Prepon

Taylor Schilling

Total Number of Votes: 13044

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This one is tricky. I want to fuck Taryn but do I want to marry her? Can I kill Donna from that 70′s show? And Taylor definitely has a secret slutty side with her minxier days ahead of her.

Mary: Taryn. She seems kinda crazy but I’ll take my chances.

Fuck: Laura. Gotta fuck Donna Pinciotti if you can, but I don’t think I can marry her voice.

Kill: Taylor. Might be a mistake because her sluttier days are yet to happen, but no regrets, she is dead now.

By Nate posted October 22nd, 2013 at 12:15 PM

Michael Phelps Would Be Certifiably Insane To Come Back and Swim in the 2016 Olympics

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Sun - Michael Phelps is keeping everyone guessing. Less than a week after Phelps told a Maine TV station that “I’m retired. I love it. It’s fun,” his coach Bob Bowman told a French news agency that the winner of the most medals in Olympic history has been getting back into the pool at North Baltimore Aquatic Club. “I’ve said nothing about a comeback,” Phelps told Bill Green of WCSH in Maine in a story that aired last Tuesday. “I have said nothing about a comeback. It’s everybody else opening their mouths and saying comments that they think I’m going to do or think that I said. I’ve never said anything publicly.” But when his coach tells AFP and other news organizations that Phelps has been getting back into the pool, one has to wonder. It makes sense that he’s swimming to stay in shape since that’s what he’s done all of his life, but is there a bigger goal in mind, like Rio in 2016?

Michael, my friend, why in the fucking world would you want to return to swimming? You got out! You escaped the 10,000 calories a day, shaving your legs, hanging out with butch chick swimmers life, and moved on to playing high stakes poker and banging every 10 under the sun. Are you really that bored of the best life a lanky, slightly stuttering, possibly autistic guy can get? You’ve out-kicked your coverage of life in every conceivable way. You beat the best of the best for 100 gold medals, and you did it while high as a kite. You put your dick in this.

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The only explanation for returning to training 100 hours a week and eating 30 pieces of french toast a day is if his dick falls off if he doesn’t. That’s about it. Sharks have to swim to survive, Phelps has to swim to fuck chicks in Las Vegas hotel rooms.

By Nate posted October 22nd, 2013 at 10:20 AM

DMV Smokeshow of the Day – Melissa From UMD

Melissa from Maryland is a certified smokeshow hall of famer.

I need more smoke submissions. Send facebook links of the hottest girls you know to DMV@barstoolsports.com.

 

By Nate posted October 21st, 2013 at 5:30 PM
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