Outta nowhere, bah gawd! Nobody is trying harder to stay relevant than Paris Hilton. She drops pics on Instagram all day erryday. At 33 she’s on the downslope of her life lookswise, so she’s just doing the Instagram thing to the fullest.
Oh so when Paris Hilton rapes a teddy bear it’s art, but when this guy does it it’s a felony? Societal double standards, folks.
Also, she bought a $13,000 dog and dresses it up like this:
If you’re that dog, you don’t care right? It’s like being in Bieber’s posse. Yea he’s an asshole, but all the perks make it worth it. So you put up with putting on a duck costume because you’re banging the hottest dog at the dog park later that night. And I’m sure Paris’ dog has some perks too.