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This Flop From Neymar Is My Favorite Flop I’ve Ever Seen And Probably Ever Will

 

Just because the World Cup is over doesn’t mean world-class players have to stop flopping. And thank goodness for that, because Neymar fired off an absolutely brilliant dive. World class. Fish on land are jealous of his form.

Ric Flair approves.

By Nate posted September 6th, 2014 at 1:25 AM

Ray Rice Just Getting a Standing Ovation At Camp Today/The Ravens Website Thinks It’s a Great Thing

 

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Well that is just something else. Sports is an incredible, incredible very weird thing. I’m not even going to say this is “so Baltimore” or whatever. I think it’s way, wayyyy past that. It’s a sports thing. It’s the way we are brought up and making these guys out to be heroes. The people of Baltimore (for the most part) have been with everyone else on this issue that they think it was too lenient of a suspension. So why the standing ovation? I guess they think they are offering support to a guy who helped them win a Super Bowl. People see a guy for what he is on the field, not off. As long as he can help them win games, alls good. Happens on every team in every sport. Before he beat the shit out of his wife, it was hard to go 1 block in Baltimore without bumping into someone in a Ray Rice jersey. He in a way took the crown from Ray Lewis at the Ravens fan-favorite. But you shouldn’t give a standing ovation to a guy who did that. He’s still a person, not just a football player, and we do a really bad job of separating the two.

Now my real question and maybe the bigger issue here is how in the wide world of fuck did the Ravens think it was a good idea to promote the fact their fans gave him a standing ovation? Do they have any idea how bad that looks? Do they have the slightest clue that the conversation for the last 5 days has been how horrifically this entire situation has been handled?

Remember what their Twitter tweeted right after the press conference?

 

 

 

And then the NFL patted themselves on the back in a statement they released supporting only giving him 2 games. And to my knowledge, no discipline from the Ravens at all, but on the contrary, coach Harbaugh said he stands behind Ray Rice. It’s all very strange.
I don’t know. I’m not going to get too deep here, but it’s very strange the way people handle domestic violence. Chris Brown is at every awards show and has smash hit after smash hit. His career barely hiccuped. Ray Rice got a 2 game suspension and a standing ovation after nearly punching his wife’s head to Jupiter. The Ravens are promoting that he got a standing ovation, and the NFL is congratulating themselves for a job well done on how they handled the all thing. I feel like we are living in bizarro world.

 

By Nate posted July 29th, 2014 at 1:48 PM

MFK Friday in the DMV – Your Top Rated Girls From The Month Of April

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These are the girls from the wakeups that you voting highest in the month of April. Pretty strong showing. And pretty hard to MFK them. My current thought process is you have to marry either Ashley or Minka, and you have to fuck Lucy Pinder. But if you fuck Lucy Pinder, that means killing one of the other two, and that’s plain stupid. But if you have just one fuck for the rest of your life, are you picking Minka or Pinder? That’s the fucking issue here.

Marry: Ashley Ann Vickers. Obviously. She’s the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be.

Fuck: Minka. I originally had Lucy Pinder and her enormous jugs here. But then I kept thinking about how Lyla Garrity dripped sex all over Dillon, Texas and had to change it. Minka all day, Texas forever.

Kill: Pinder. Let’s donate her tits to a museum first though and hang them next to the Mona Lisa. Things are impeccable. Forces of nature. Pure beauts.

By Nate posted May 9th, 2014 at 12:50 PM

The People’s Champ Got To Try The New Doritos Locos Tacos Today

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Happy Cinco de Mayo indeed! And what better way to celebrate Mexico than eating authentic, delicious Mexican cuisine? And just as luck would have it, the nice folks at Taco Bell allowed me to be the first person in the world to eat and review their newest Doritos Locos Tacos. They don’t even drop til way later in the week, and I got the VIP treatment that you expect from a place like TB. Let me also say this isn’t an advertisement for them and they’ve never paid me. I do it for the love of the game.

When we got there, the guy who runs the Taco Bell, David shot the shit for a few minutes about the breakfast menu, just one aficionado to another. It’s always good when you can have a deep discussion with someone who is in the game. I felt like a little leaguer who was allowed to pick the brain of Stephen Strasburg. And he actually blew my mind when he said he substitutes a hashbrown in the waffle taco. That’s some next level Taco Bell’ing, and that’s why he gets paid the big bucks. He then also explained to me the new DLT comes in two varieties; one with the green sauce, and one with a really spicy sauce. Naturally I got one of each, even though he was trying to get me to eat 100 of them, I had to decline, I couldn’t let my taco score be changed based on quantity. Oh and yes, you always go supreme. Sour cream all day. On to the reviews:
 

DLT Review 1 – Green Sauce

 
It was incredible. The shredded chicken is so, so good. For a moment there I thought I floated away and was actually in a 5 star restaurant before I realized nope, still Lee Highway Taco Bell. The sauce was great, the cool ranch shell was great, just a solid taco. If you’re as into chicken tacos as I’m into chicken tacos (I always go chicken tacos, even over steak or beef tacos whenever I have the choice) then you’ll really like these.

 
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Let me say this about the 10 rating: I regret it because that means nothing can be better. It’s a 9.9 though. What does the 10/9.9 score mean? It’s the best product I’ve ever had at a Taco Bell. The best. Better than the Cinnabon Delights (which I’ve had 10 of today), better than the previous DLTs, simply the best Taco Bell product to date. It had everything right. The hot sauce and the sour cream were perfect together. Like, I’m not sure if I was eating food or a masterpiece that should be hanging next to the Mona Lisa. Also what added to the score is I’m a soft taco guy, and a taco with a hard shell just made me precum all over the place.

 

PS: So where do I go from here? Oh let me tell you this, David at Taco Bell let me know there are more breakfast items on the way. Unreal. Simply unreal.

By Nate posted May 5th, 2014 at 3:55 PM

This Kid Literally Cannot Believe He Is Holding A Baseball


I could wake up tomorrow morning knuckle deep in Kate Upton and I still wouldn’t be as shocked as this kid is that he’s holding a baseball. I’ve never seen a reaction like that to anything ever. He literally, in every literal definition of the word, cannot believe he has a baseball in his hands. He can’t even form words. Some people want to win the lottery, some people want to bang super models, this kid just wanted a foul ball at a Colorado Rockies game. Unfortunately, it’s all down here from here, kid.

 

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By Nate posted April 22nd, 2014 at 1:50 PM

Play the Game That’s Sweeping The Nation! Name…That…Easter Bunny!

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Grab some chairs and call the family over to the computer…it’s time to play everyone’s favorite game, Name That Easter Bunny!

 

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Answer Key:

 

 

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Danielle Sharp

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Arianny Celeste

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Helen Owen

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Candice Swanepoel

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Ashley Sky

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Sophie Reade

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Madison Welch

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Shawn Dillon

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Happy Easter everyone!

By Nate posted April 20th, 2014 at 11:13 AM

If You Use OddJob In GoldenEye, You Are a Grade A Certified Asshole

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Can’t believe this is a blog I even have to write. Is there no moral code anymore? Do we live in a society without pride? I can’t believe it. Yesterday I nonchallantly tweeted that you shouldn’t even have to call “no OddJob” when playing GoldenEye with your friends, it’s a given. And people responded that it’s part of the game, and they use OddJob. I thought I was taking crazy pills. If you have a friend that demands that he be allowed to use OddJob, he is a huge asshole and you shouldn’t be friends with him. He’s the same person that at recess would say “no tag backs” during freeze tag because he sucked at it.

If you’re going to play the game, play it with honor. You simply do not use OddJob. The only way I could ever imagine someone being allowed to use OddJob is if it’s your 7 year old cousin or something playing for his first time, but even then, it’s called manning up and learning to run with the big dogs. So no, I still wouldn’t allow it. What are you going to do, camp out in the stalls too? Play the game like it’s meant to be played. Don’t take the easy way out. And don’t be that fucking guy who bitches about OddJob being part of the game, so you should be able to use him. That just makes you a pussy and it’s you admitting you fucking suck at it.

It’s a huge, huge sign of character if you play GoldenEye with OddJob or not. If I was interviewing people for a job, it would be my first question. Pretty much shows what type of person you are. Don’t be that person. Be better. No OddJob.

 

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PS: If anyone is allowed to use him, it’s me. Basically identical in stature.

 

PS: Any other unwritten rules? Someone said not using Vick in Madden 04 was one. Vick was unstoppable.

By Nate posted April 4th, 2014 at 10:30 AM

KFC and Pres Are Losing Their Minds That I’m Taking Care of Britt McHenry’s Dog And I Can’t Figure Out Why

 

 

So everyone knows Britt by now. Former smokeshow local news reporter here in DC, now on her way to ESPN. All day KFC has been telling me how preposterous it is that I have her dog in my house. He’s gone on and on about how fucking bizzaro it is and has been relentless about it. Literally have never seen KFC care more about anything than the fact I’m taking care of Britt’s dog while she is in Bristol for whatever big timers do in Bristol.

I haven’t been able to see the big deal. It’s what happens when you’re a power couple, right? You voluntarily take care of dogs and get nothing in return. Isn’t that the pure definition of what a DC power couple is? While the girl is off at ESPN rubbing shoulders with SVP and the like, the blogger takes her dog out 15 times including at 5am and it never uses the bathroom once. The girl drives the nice fancy new car and the blogger isn’t sure if his will start the next time he decides to leave the house. It’s called ruling the world, maybe you should look it up, Kevin.

I honestly cannot believe how wild they are going. KFC is FURIOUS at me that I don’t see this as a big deal. What, do I have to document all my smokeshow/celebrity power couple moves? There’s not enough blogs in the world.

Now if you’d excuse me, I have to go do big time things* with me and Britt’s dog.

 
 
 
*Take it out for the 16th time and not eat lunch because it still won’t take a shit.

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By Nate posted March 24th, 2014 at 3:22 PM

A Bunch Of Your Ideas Taking Us Into An All American Weekend

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(This just made me pregnant)
 

 

 

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“Great moments are born from great opportunity.” I’m so fired up right now. Have yourself a weekend everyone. Have fun tonight, root hard for USA tomorrow, and let’s do the damn thing.

By Nate posted February 14th, 2014 at 5:40 PM

USA vs Slovakia Hockey Live Blog

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We up, we might as well live blog this.

Chat it up in comments, I’ll try to put everything of note up here.

Jonathan Quick getting the start.

It’s go time!

USA! USA! USA!
 

Update 1:

Just a quick note: This game is being played in the small arena while Russia plays in the big arena. (If you’re a commie you can watch that on MSNBC) That’s why there’s quite a few empty seats.
 

Update 2:

USA got the first PP. Slovakia killed it pretty easily. Looks like both teams are still feeling it out. 7:30 left in the first now.
 

Update 3:

Carlson scored!

 
 

I didn’t see it because my cable is out.
 

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Live blog is over.  
 

Update 4:
Cable is back just in time for the second period!  
 

Update 5: 1-1. Blatantly offside.


 

Update 6:

GOAL!!!!! Kesler makes it 2-1.

 
 

Update 7: Stop the fight!  


 

Update 8:

4-1. Halfway through the 2nd.

 
 

Update 9:

5-1 and now 6-1. Hard to keep up.


 

Update 10: 7-1.


 

Update 11:

Quiet 3rd period. Game over. USA wins in a slobberknocker 7-1.

By Nate posted February 13th, 2014 at 7:35 AM
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