It’s Thanksgiving week and I will not give in to the negativity surrounding this team. So that is Colt McCoy and he was easily my favorite part of this season. Remember when we beat the Cowboys in Dallas on MNF? That was just wonderful.
Maybe we run 20 bubble screens to DeSean and win. Maybe we run the ball with Alf 30 times and win. Maybe RG3 goes through progressions and makes correct reads and we win. Mashed potatoes! Stuffing! Turkey! Positivity!
Former D.C. Mayor Marion Barry has died as confirmed by United Medical Center spokeswoman Natalie Williams to WTOP.
— WTOP (@WTOP) November 23, 2014
Mayor for life Marion Barry has sadly passed. Did crack in office, went to jail, then was re-elected mayor. And along the way did great things for DC. Known as the “Mayor For Life”, and when he was arrested for freebasing coke famously said “bitch set me up!” Barry will always be a huge part of DC’s legacy. RIP.
I'm decommiting from the university of Michigan thank you Michigan for the love and support I'll remake my decision at the army bowl
— Mikey (@mikeweber25) November 22, 2014
Can’t blame him. Watching your future college get jizzed on at home is enough to make a man kill himself, so thankfully he only decommited. Could have been a lot worse.
And if you’re one of those guys who are saying “then what’s that say about Maryland?”, it means we are 7-4 in our first season in the B1G with wins on the road in Happy Valley and Ann Arbor. And just made a recruit decommit. That’s what it means. Dirty Terps.
Got a barn burner at the half in the Big House today. Game full of offense, huge plays, and jerkin off the air. I’m new to this, but that’s how you win games in the Big 10 I suppose. Let’s see if it helps them pull this one out in the end.
I fucking forgot how much I used to love Stephen Lynch. He has fallen off the radar, but man he was great. Watch his videos kids, he is hilarious.
Have a great weekend everyone. Love you, mean it.
D.C.what's good! Always loved this city
— LeBron James (@KingJames) November 20, 2014
What a fucking troll this guy is. Too bad for him the Wizards have owned him recently. And the Wizards are fully healthy and the Cavs still have Dion Waiters. I’ll just keep this shit short and sweet- Wizards by 20.
PS: Can’t fucking wait for the Durant vs LeBron battles. If you don’t think that’s one of the reasons Durant is coming to DC in 2016, you don’t understand sport. Durant wants to go up against the best. And then win rings right in LeBrons stupid face.
The First Trailer For The Series Premier of “Better Call Saul” Is Here And It Is, As Expected, Fantastic
How fucking fantastic is that?! Got me so reved up for this show. I’m so thirsty for Better Call Saul. Breaking Bad is my favorite television show of all time, so I’ve pretty much already bumped everything else down to allow room for BCS to man that #2 spot. Gilligan + Odenkirk = huge raging television boner. And it’s perfect timing too, it debuts the Sunday after the Super Bowl. My pants are extra tight right now, if we’re being completely honest and open with each other.
The Bills Gave Out A Phone Number To Refund Tickets And Whoops, That’s A Domestic Violence Hotline’s Number
BuffaloNews – Bills fans trying to get information about refunds and credits for Sunday’s game that was moved to Monday night in Detroit are likely running into problems. The Bills apparently mistakenly gave out an incorrect phone number for its ticket office. Information on the Bills Website instructs ticket holders to call 1-877-228-4357. But that’s actually the phone number for a domestic violence crisis center in Ohio, which has been receiving a barrage of calls from Bills fans. The center is asking people to stop calling the number because it needs to keep its lines open for people who need their services. The correct number for the Bills is 1-877-228-4257. The ticket office is expected to reopen Monday.
Well isn’t this fitting. There’s a good handful of NFL teams whose fans fall under that “battered wife” umbrella. The Bills are right up there with any of them. So what we have here is just an opportunity for their fans to get some reprieve. Why get rid of one ticket when you can get the help you need from some professionals? Some love and care from people with expertise in these situations? The Bills did them a favor. Keep your stupid ticket and get some help with why you had it in the first place.
By the way, how ridiculous was it that they were trying to get some sad saps to shovel snow for $10 an hour? Even homeless people shouldn’t sell themselves that short. And if you’re a homeless person, in Buffalo, your life is so miserably awful that you aren’t going to dick squat for $10. And you’re probably dead too.
Michael Phelps’ Ex GF/BF Thing Is Back on Tinder, Still Looking For True Love, Telling People To Swipe Left If You Only Want To Hook Up
Being a dude isn’t gonna stop her from finding true love on Tinder. How about this whore who talked about getting stuffed by Michael Phelps in the middle of a Ravens game, telling people she’s not looking to get fucked. What type of dude would wine and dine this herm? And she definitely still has a little cock down there right? You know like how Chyna had that huge clit..(wait you didn’t watch her porn? Very well then. Just take my word for it.)
And yes, there is a possibility it’s fake, but I’m fairly confident it is real. She lives in Georgetown, it was sent in by a Stoolie in DC. Her bio is EXACTLY how you’d expect her to talk. Milking the Phelps thing for all it’s worth. And come on, it’s just not fake. Believe for me one time!
h/t Greg, who keeps his Tinder at max age of 45 to “make things interesting. Maybe find a divorced Georgetown trophy wife to pay off my student loans. Same odds as the lottery.”