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  Smoking hot Jordan from DC to end your Wednesday. Send me all your smokeshow nominations by sending Facebook links to DMV@Barstoolsports.com.  

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Smoking hot Jordan from DC to end your Wednesday.

Send me all your smokeshow nominations by sending Facebook links to DMV@Barstoolsports.com.

 

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By Nate posted March 4th, 2015 at 5:30 PM

This “Rise and Fall of the WWE” Trailer Sums Up Exactly How Most WWE Fans Feel About The Product Right Now

    Very, very well done. Using clips of guys talking about WCW’s fall while showing clips of the last year of WWE. Hit the nail directly on the head. I said this in a blog earlier this week, but I can’t remember a time where there was less hype for Wrestlemania. Last year the [...]

 

 
Very, very well done. Using clips of guys talking about WCW’s fall while showing clips of the last year of WWE. Hit the nail directly on the head.

I said this in a blog earlier this week, but I can’t remember a time where there was less hype for Wrestlemania. Last year the attention to wrestling was sky high. And it’s because everything happened organically. And that’s the irony of it—Vince wants nothing more than to cross over into the mainstream, but he wasn’t to do it his way and his way only. He doesn’t care what you think, he wants you to like what he thinks. And in his mind if you don’t like what he likes, it means you’re wrong. They tried their hardest last year to keep Daniel Bryan out of the main event of Wrestlemania because that’s not what Vince wanted. He finally caved and it was awesome. This year he decided Roman Reigns would be his new belle of the ball, and nobody could give a shit less about him. But since Vince turns into Bugs Bunny and gets hearts in his eyes when he sees his Lola Bunny/Roman Reigns, that’s what we’re going to be force-fed.

Mania is 3 weeks from this Sunday. Maybe something will happen between now and then that will gain more interest among casual viewers? In all likelihood it will require someone like Stone Cold or the Rock to jump on board real quick. Otherwise, yea…kinda just is what it is.

PS: Not to say the Wrestlemania card sucks. I think it’s actually pretty good, all things considered. But it just doesn’t seem as great as years past. Besides Sting making his WWE debut (15 years too late) nothing else really sticks out as special.

By Nate posted March 4th, 2015 at 4:17 PM

A Study Shows The Average Maryland Basketball Player is Worth Over 450k/Year, with Melo Trimble Being Worth $1.6 Million

    Testudo Times - If the NCAA used a revenue-sharing system for men’s basketball similar to that used in the NBA, the average Maryland player would be worth more than $450,000 per year, according to a new study from financial consultancy NerdWallet. Freshman point guard Melo Trimble would be worth at least $1.6 million, [...]

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Testudo Times - If the NCAA used a revenue-sharing system for men’s basketball similar to that used in the NBA, the average Maryland player would be worth more than $450,000 per year, according to a new study from financial consultancy NerdWallet. Freshman point guard Melo Trimble would be worth at least $1.6 million, most on the team. In the model used in the study, led by analyst Sreekar Jasthi, NCAA teams would share 50 percent of their annual revenue with their players – the same revenue-sharing rate the NBA and National Basketball Players Association have hashed out. Drawing on data from the U.S. Department of Education, Jasthi reported Maryland’s men’s basketball revenue last season as $13.5 million. Of that, under the professional model, the Terps would share just shy of $6.8 million with their 15-player roster. (The NerdWallet model features 14 eligible players, but Maryland added a 15th in forward Ivan Bender at midseason.) On average, Maryland players would be worth $450,704.83, or about $483,000 if the roster size is 14. (For the purposes of data here, assume a 14-player roster size.) Based on his 5 win shares so far out of the team’s 20.3, Trimble would be by far Maryland’s richest player under the NBA’s revenue-sharing system. He’s already worth $1.6 million here, a figure that could rise if he continues to be Maryland’s best player in March. Junior Jake Layman would be next, hauling in $1.2 million based on his 3.9 shares. Then comes senior Dez Wells, whose 2.5 shares would net him $806,000 in value.

Maryland’s average player value of at least $450,000 pales in comparison to figures at other top-25 programs. The average Louisville player is worth $1.3 million under the NBA model, with forward Montrezl Harrell pegged at $4.3 million. Duke’s Jahlil Okafor would be worth $2.6 million, while Ohio State’s D’Angelo Russell would lead the Big Ten at more than $2.4 million. Those players will get those sums and more once they reach the NBA, but Arizona guard T.J. McConnell – considered far less of a professional prospect – might never sniff the nearly $2.2 million Jasthi’s model suggests he is worth.

 
 

Man. Never seen it laid out as clearly as right here on how much a basketball player is worth to his team. We see the argument day after day after day- how do you decide who should get paid what in college athletics? Seems pretty easy in college basketball. Of course, this is using the NBA method which the NCAA wouldn’t use, but it still easily shows how much money these kids are worth.

The part that stood out the most to me is TJ McConnell being worth the 2.2 million, but he might never play in the NBA. So while the University is making a ton off him now, he might be peaking in terms of yearly worth as a basketball player right now in college.

This doesn’t even include all these players’ images being used in billion-dollar TV deals by the NCAA. All of their faces plastered everywhere ever 10 seconds for the entire month of March while the NCAA and CBS roll around in money, making it rain hundred dollar bills from the heavens. Just seems a bit funky to me. I really wonder when they will start setting up some sort of player payment system. Has to be somewhat soon.

By Nate posted March 4th, 2015 at 3:25 PM

Russian Hockey Teams Shake Hands After The Game…Then Engage in a Team vs Team Fight

  Start em young! These 8 year olds are out for blood. They now they are in Putin’s world. No pussy bullshit in Russia. Eat or be eaten. Lots of great punches thrown. Really proud of the boys. But this hit takes the cake:     TRUCKED! That was an NFL caliber block. Completely demolished [...]

 

Start em young! These 8 year olds are out for blood. They now they are in Putin’s world. No pussy bullshit in Russia. Eat or be eaten. Lots of great punches thrown. Really proud of the boys. But this hit takes the cake:

 

 

TRUCKED! That was an NFL caliber block. Completely demolished that guy. So for that reason the white team won the fight. There’s no recovering from that hit. Guy was knocked into next year. Putin is probably having him murdered as we speak.

By Nate posted March 4th, 2015 at 2:35 PM

Frankie The Canadian With An Important Winter Weather Announcement

  I can’t remember if he’s been blogged about before but he’s my favorite weatherman ever. Well besides the Roke. Nobody will ever pass Al Roker in my head. Anyone who poops his pants at the White House has a firm number 1 spot on the best Weatherman ever list. But Frankie the Canadian is [...]

 

I can’t remember if he’s been blogged about before but he’s my favorite weatherman ever. Well besides the Roke. Nobody will ever pass Al Roker in my head. Anyone who poops his pants at the White House has a firm number 1 spot on the best Weatherman ever list. But Frankie the Canadian is sitting pretty at number 3. Why 3 and not 2? Because fuck the Metric system. Get your cecius and meters out of here. If we wanted a measurement system that made sense we wouldn’t have killed the British scumbags in 1776 for the right to use Fahrenheit, feet, and inches. Using the Metric system is basically taking a hot steamy one on George Washington’s grave and I will have no part of that, thankyouverymuch.

PS: Fuck this snow. It’s March. We have basketball to watch, not snow to deal with. Snow should have to stop come March. It’s only fair. Mother Nature can go screw.
 
 

PS: I asked Banks if Frankie was retarded and Banks said “no, he’s just Canadian”. Fair point, Banks. But is he also retarded?
 

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By Nate posted March 4th, 2015 at 1:45 PM

Those Are Some Ripe Coconuts

  To be honest I have no idea if those coconuts are ripe or not. So I lied. But her name is Lily and she is here from Russia. She likes unicorns, flowers, long walks on the beach, and taking pictures to post onto Instagram.  

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To be honest I have no idea if those coconuts are ripe or not. So I lied. But her name is Lily and she is here from Russia. She likes unicorns, flowers, long walks on the beach, and taking pictures to post onto Instagram.

 

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By Nate posted March 4th, 2015 at 12:55 PM

Ovechkin Scored Two More as The Caps Cruised By Columbus Last Night

The season is winding down and the East is jam packed

 

What a pass and shot from Backstrom to Ovechkin there. The pass sort of jammed him up a bit but he still got off a laser. Bobrovsky knew it was coming but still couldn’t get over fast enough.

 

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That was goal number 43 on the year for the Great 8, having scored number 42 earlier in the night. He now has opened up a cushion on the goal lead over Rick Nash, but is still tied for the points lead with his teammate Nick Backstrom. Unbelievable year the two of them are having together.

 
 

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Also, I found this to be interesting. GWGs are underrated in the NHL. Just shows Ovi gets it done when the team needs it most.

 
 

The season is winding down and the East is jam packed 1-7…and then Boston holding onto the 8.

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There are a lot of really good, really close teams in the East. I don’t think any matchup will be a cakewalk. Every team can bring it in the postseason. The reason the Caps are so scary is because not only can they score at will, especially on the PP, but Holtby is top 5 in both GAA and Save %. Add in the bolstered blue line with the addition of Tim Gleason and the speed and two way play of Curtis Glencross and the Caps are as well rounded as any team right now. The playoffs are going to be a fucking bloodbath.

By Nate posted March 4th, 2015 at 12:05 PM

Nepal Is Complaining That Too Many People Are Pooping On Mount Everest

Oh put a sock in it, Nepal

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Guardian - Human waste left by climbers on Mount Everest has become a problem that is causing pollution and threatening to spread disease on the world’s highest peak, the chief of Nepal’s mountaineering association said Tuesday. The more than 700 climbers and guides who spend nearly two months on Everest’s slopes each climbing season leave large amounts of faeces and urine, and the issue has not been addressed, Ang Tshering told reporters. He said Nepal’s government needs to get the climbers to dispose of the waste properly so the mountain remains pristine. Hundreds of foreign climbers attempt to scale Everest during Nepal’s mountaineering season, which began this week and runs through May. Last year’s season was canceled after 16 local guides were killed in an avalanche in April. Climbers spend weeks acclimatising around the four camps set up between the base camp at 5,300m (17,380ft) and the 8,850m-high (29,035ft) summit. The camps have tents and some essential equipment and supplies, but do not have toilets. “Climbers usually dig holes in the snow for their toilet use and leave the human waste there,” Tshering said, adding that the waste has been “piling up” for years around the four camps.

 

Oh put a sock in it, Nepal, if you are even a real country anyway. It’s not complicated– If you climb Mount Everest, you should be able to poop wherever the fuck you want. Maybe Mount Everest should stop being so cheap and hire a cleaning crew. Or install some indoor plumbing. Otherwise what do they want the climbers to do, hold it in? No, they are going to take a shit right there on Mount Everest where it will then be frozen and preserved for the rest of time. That’s how mountain climbing works. Especially Everest. It’s hard enough to climb that thing as it is. People die trying every year. And now they want climbers to have to worry about where they are deucing? I think the climbers have enough to worry about. Plus, isn’t shitting outside in a hole as nature as it gets? Isn’t that what being outdoors is all about? I’d be offended if the Mt Everest climbers weren’t shitting in holes. Might as well just take a helicopter up to the peak and claimed you climbed it at that point.

By Nate posted March 4th, 2015 at 11:15 AM

Rapper The Game Had a Great Time at National Pancake Day at IHOP Yesterday

        Real talk: I’m not sure if I’m breaking some sort of law by blogging about 50 Cent and The Game back to back this morning. I don’t have a side in their beef. But I’m also not trying to choose a side. Just trying to play peacemaker I guess. Maybe they [...]

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Real talk: I’m not sure if I’m breaking some sort of law by blogging about 50 Cent and The Game back to back this morning. I don’t have a side in their beef. But I’m also not trying to choose a side. Just trying to play peacemaker I guess. Maybe they will see that they aren’t so different after all– 50 betting 1.6 million on Floyd, and the Game giving 5k to IHOP and going to town on pancakes. Ok, maybe that’s a little different. But The Game makes up for it with my favorite Instagram caption ever. “Imagine this is yo va jay jay bae bae”. No chill, as the kids would say. Absolutely no chill bruh.

Also, are nose piercings on black people in? Is that what’s hot in the streets? Never knew rappers to be into nose piercings, but if The Game has one I guess that means they’re legit?
 

PS: 50 got shot 9 times, The Game has a nose piercing. #Team50Cent

By Nate posted March 4th, 2015 at 10:25 AM

50 Cent Is Betting A Cool 1.6 Million on Floyd Mayweather

  Ho hum. So nonchalant. He said “probably like 1.6″ the same way I say I’ll probably get pizza for dinner. As if it’s a common thing. No frills, just 1.6 mil. Must be so nice to have that fuck you money. Where when you crunch numbers and try to see what you want to [...]

 

Ho hum. So nonchalant. He said “probably like 1.6″ the same way I say I’ll probably get pizza for dinner. As if it’s a common thing. No frills, just 1.6 mil. Must be so nice to have that fuck you money. Where when you crunch numbers and try to see what you want to wager on a fight…and the result is 1.6 million. That was the outcome of his thought process. Not the worst life for 50. Vitamin Water is the best thing to ever happen to him. Note to self: Always get equity in a company. His 5% of Vitamin Water got him 200 million dollars when Coke bought it. Well worth getting shot 9 times for.

 
 

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PS: Remember when he challenged him to read Harry Potter for $750,000 and Floyd just stayed quiet? Floyd didn’t even comment on it. Has absolutely zero intention of reading a page of a book ever. Still one of the funniest things ever. And yes, the joke ultimately is on all of us literate assholes who can read because Floyd is going to make a billion dollars on this next fight.

 

By Nate posted March 4th, 2015 at 9:35 AM
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