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The Redskins Win! The Colt McCoy Era in Washington Begins!

    Miracle on Ice, move over! The Skins beat Charlie Whitehurst and his hair! Yea I could sit here and gloat about how I was right about Kirk Cousins being just another guy and not the answer to this team’s woes, but I guess I was wrong too. RG3 isn’t the answer. It’s Colt [...]

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Miracle on Ice, move over! The Skins beat Charlie Whitehurst and his hair! Yea I could sit here and gloat about how I was right about Kirk Cousins being just another guy and not the answer to this team’s woes, but I guess I was wrong too. RG3 isn’t the answer. It’s Colt McCoy! Led this team to victory today after KC was benched at halftime. Probably could have done it blindfolded if he had to. #CummingForColt was trending world wide on Twitter. The Universe is in a frenzy. Dallas week with a red hot Colt McCoy under center, pray for the Cowboys and their families. Jerry World is going to be a bloodbath, and this time, it will be the Redskins passing out the blankets. COLT! COLT! COLT!

 

By Nate posted October 19th, 2014 at 4:50 PM

Redskins vs Titans “Please Can We Beat Charlie Whitehurst And His Beautiful Hair?” Live Blog

  Bizarro world Johnny Depp is the Titans starting QB today. I wish I wasn’t scared, but Whitehurst is the most electrifying man in sports entertainment since The Rock. Combine that with the Skins heroically terrible secondary, and this game has Titans blow out written all over it. However. HOWEVER. That’s just what he wants [...]

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Bizarro world Johnny Depp is the Titans starting QB today. I wish I wasn’t scared, but Whitehurst is the most electrifying man in sports entertainment since The Rock. Combine that with the Skins heroically terrible secondary, and this game has Titans blow out written all over it. However. HOWEVER. That’s just what he wants you to think. He’s playing mind games, and I’m one level above. He has his pretty little hair, but nothing else. Even Superman himself sometimes needed some help. I will never say a bad word about Whitehurst, but the Titans stink. The Redskins can’t possibly lose at home to these turds, Whitehurst as the diamond in the shit field. No way no how*. Redskins roll 24-13.

 
 

*Editors note: I’ve seen them lose this game 100 times

By Nate posted October 19th, 2014 at 12:35 PM

Ravens-Falcons “Matt Ryan Hasn’t Won A Game Outdoors In 23 Months” Live Blog

  Falcons have been a train wreck on the road. 0-3 including losses against the Vikings and Giants. Those teams are putrid. Matt Ryan is 24-27 on the road in his career, whereas Joe Flacco is 41-10 at home. Life’s rough for Matty when he can’t play in his comfy climate controlled little dome. This [...]

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Falcons have been a train wreck on the road. 0-3 including losses against the Vikings and Giants. Those teams are putrid. Matt Ryan is 24-27 on the road in his career, whereas Joe Flacco is 41-10 at home. Life’s rough for Matty when he can’t play in his comfy climate controlled little dome. This is another laugher.

 

38-17 Ravens win.

 

By banks posted October 19th, 2014 at 12:30 PM

MFK Your 3 Highest Rated Wakeups Of The Week To Take You Into the Weekend

  Anna Nystrom: Pia Muehlenbeck: Ines Helene:   So MFK as we knew it is on a bit of a hiatus, but I think this is a great way to fill the void. We know not many people click the wake ups. They don’t even show up on the app. (Not that you can vote [...]

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So MFK as we knew it is on a bit of a hiatus, but I think this is a great way to fill the void. We know not many people click the wake ups. They don’t even show up on the app. (Not that you can vote for MFK on the app either, but whatever, it’s only been a year, can’t expect too much now can we?) So best of both worlds- the wake ups you might miss, MFK’d.

This Nystrom girl has the best ass on a Swede, or a blonde really, that you’ll ever see. It’s preposterous, in the best way possible. Pia is just, woah. She might be the most under the radar perfect dime I’ve seen in quite a while. Then Ines. CANNONS. ASS. Aroooooooooooo.

Marry: Pia. She has the IT factor. Unexplainable but she’s perfect.

Fuck: Nystrom. She’s like Alexis Texas but far less gross.

Kill: Ines. The name Ines is weird.

 
 

Have a great weekend you animals.
 

By Nate posted October 17th, 2014 at 5:30 PM

I Love Sweets The English Bulldog Who Waved At A Biker As He Drove By

  Whenever there’s a chance to blog an English Bulldog being awesome, you jump at the opportunity. And even more perfect that it’s at 5:00 on a Friday afternoon. Just what you need to put you over the hump. Bring you into the weekend. Sweets being the coolest dog. Has biker etiquette 101 down to [...]

 

Whenever there’s a chance to blog an English Bulldog being awesome, you jump at the opportunity. And even more perfect that it’s at 5:00 on a Friday afternoon. Just what you need to put you over the hump. Bring you into the weekend. Sweets being the coolest dog. Has biker etiquette 101 down to a T. Was there ever a doubt Sweets wasn’t going to give a wave? None in my mind. I waved back. You’re a communist if you didn’t.

 

By Nate posted October 17th, 2014 at 5:00 PM

The Final Bird Watch – Orioles 2014 Season In Review

As Adam Jones said, it was fucking awesome.

 
The Orioles 2014 season is in the books. They gave us a lot to be happy about this season. 96 wins and winning their first A.L. East crown since ’97 by 12 games. As Adam Jones said, it was fucking awesome. Unfortunately the season ended when they were swept by Kansas City in the ALCS. Still had a great year, and they were a blast to watch.
 

Good

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Bullpen

All regular season and most of the playoffs, the Orioles bullpen was fantastic, one of the best in the league. Tommy Hunter lost the closer role in mid-May to Zach Britton, and Britton never looked back. Britton ended with 37 saves and a 1.65 ERA, which I’d say is pretty decent. He struggled in the playoffs, but overall was great and should be closing games for seasons to come.

Hunter ended up finding a groove and had a pretty good year as well. Darren O’Day solidified himself as an absolute stud, but like Britton, seemed to scuffle in the last few weeks. Andrew Miller, need I say more? Just look at his numbers, 2-0, 1 save, 34 Ks, 8 hits, 4 BB, and 3 runs in 23 appearances for the Birds. Brad Brach came out of no where to have a good year as well.
 

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Offense

When healthy, they have of the best lineups in baseball. The O’s had the most homers in the league as a team, led by Nelson Cruz and his 40 bombs. Adam Jones put up his typical Adam Jones .281/29/96 numbers. Nick Markakis rebounded nicely after his down year last year, and he set the tone from the leadoff spot. J.J. Hardy’s homers went down, but his average went up. I’d still consider it a great offensive year for him. Steve Pearce even became a household name with clutch hits in key situations.

Seemed like everyone on the team had their moment this year. From Nelly opening day, to Davis pinch hit walk off, to Schoop owning Tanaka, this team was an offensive powerhouse….until the ALCS.
 

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Buck/Front Office

Gotta give props to Buck and Dan Duquette. Most of the deals they made paid off. Cruz? Best $8 mill the O’s ever spent. Miller? Tremendous trade. De Aza played above expectation and Delmon Young was great off the bench. Hell David Lough, Nick Hundley, Kelly Johnson, and Jimmy Parades (all new acquisitions) all had walk off hits this year. Seemed like any call they made was the right one.
 

Bad

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For as good as Cruz’s deal was, Ubaldo’s was that bad. Actually, I take that bad. It was much worse. The largest contract for a pitcher in team history for one of the worst seasons a pitcher can have. The O’s are still on the hook for three more years too. He started to turn it around the last few weeks, but the damage had been done. We kept holding out hope that he would be the second half pitcher he was lat season, but that never came, and we were left with a sad Ubaldo sitting in the bullpen.
 

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Injuries/Suspension

Whether it was Wieters’ elbow, Manny’s knee, Hardy’s back, or Davis’ Adderall binge, injuries and suspension all had huge implications on the season. Wieters was the hottest hitting catcher and displaying his normal gold glove defense behind the dish before going down and needing Tommy John just 26 games into the season. Manny came back from one knee injury only to go down to an injury in his other knee. He was hitting great and fielding even better before having to miss the remainder of the year. Hardy had a back issue at the beginning of the season that seemed to linger and popped up in August too, hence why his power numbers saw a decrease.

And of course, Chris Davis who had a “lack of judgment” and was suspended 25 games for Adderall. Not exactly what you want as your team was gearing up for a playoff run. Nothing you can do about these injuries or suspensions, the team won with them, and they won without them. But it’s hard to lose that many key pieces, and it ultimately cost them.
 

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Memorable Moments

Plenty of memorable moments this year for the Os. Nelly walking it off on Opening Day, Clinchmas, Davis bowling ball celebration, O’s 60th anniversary celebration, any game where they ran a train on the Yankees or Red Sox. Lackey throwing pissy fits against Cruz, Manny trying to fight all the A’s and tossing his bat. Bud Norris punking Torri Hunter, sweeping Detroit and their Cy Young winning pitchers, taking over Nats park, Delmon’s earth shattering double. And of course the pies. Give me all the pies.
 

2015 Season

What does next year hold for the O’s? Which free agents come back, who do they bring in? Does Nick stay? Will Miller re-sign? Any chance they keep Cruz? Will Manny’s knees hold up? Is Wieters’ elbow going to be okay? Will Ubaldo ever resemble an actual pitcher? Will Gausman lose a game next year (no.)? Will Dylan Bundy contribute next year? Should be an exciting and interesting offseason.

This season was extremely fun to watch because no one picked them to win, but they did. And there’s no reason they shouldn’t be right back next year. They have the pieces. The young guys will be back and healthy. Back-to-back A.L. East champs, you heard it here first! Thanks for coming on the ride with me, it was great to watch them prove everyone wrong who said they wouldn’t make the playoffs, win the East, or win a playoff series. Thanks for a hell of a year Orioles. 170 days till Opening Day!
 

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By RDT posted October 17th, 2014 at 4:10 PM

Ravens vs Falcons Preview: The QB Class of 2008 Showdown

Plainly put, Matt Ryan is a loser.

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I’m gonna keep it relatively short this week. No need to get down to the nitty gritty too much because I hardly expect it to be a football game. Yeah there’s plenty of elements in this game such as the fact that we run the ball better, defend the run better, and hardly ever lose at home.

The narrative is (and always is going to be) Flacco vs. Ryan. And that’s fine by me. Plainly put, Matt Ryan is a loser. He has no mental tenacity. He hasn’t won a game outdoors since November 2012 for Pete’s sake. That’s a goddamn joke for a QB that many put in the top 10 in the NFL. What Matt Ryan is great at is racking up passing yards with his all-world receivers and then crumbling under pressure when it really counts. I’ll take a winner like Joe Flacco every Sunday for the rest of time. Guy’s won more games than any QB on the planet since the minute he walked into the NFL. Not even that has-been Tom Brady can match that. So we can talk about yards and rankings and this, that, and the other… but it really just boils down to this. Matt Ryan loses. Joe Flacco wins. End of preview.
 

By banks posted October 17th, 2014 at 3:25 PM

The St. Louis Rams Austin Pettis Has a Giant Mighty Ducks Tattoo Because “It’s a Great Movie”

WR @Austin_Pettis made headlines with his Mighty Ducks inspired tattoo. HE EXPLAINS: http://t.co/Rl3Z75Zfw8 pic.twitter.com/tPnrYUfejg — St. Louis Rams (@STLouisRams) October 16, 2014 Fox Sports – In a new interview on the Rams website, Pettis explained the reason for the ink “One, it’s a great movie,” he teased before saying, “I’m from Anaheim, I was born [...]

Fox Sports – In a new interview on the Rams website, Pettis explained the reason for the ink “One, it’s a great movie,” he teased before saying, “I’m from Anaheim, I was born and raised. … The Ducks were right down the street. I was able to watch the Angels games, the Ducks games my whole life growing up.” Pettis understands how some people might find his tattoo choice a bit unusual. “I know you wouldn’t expect a lot of football guys to be hockey fans,” he said, “but I’m a sports fan.”
 

It makes sense. Mighty Ducks is a great movie. I love every second of it. From District 5 going out there and playing in football pads, to Bombay teaching his guys to take dives before abandoning his team then fucking Charlie’s mom, to the Oreo Line, I love every minute of it. So I wish I was that simplistic and laid back as Pettis. I over-think everything. There’s nothing I see or do that I don’t run through every possible explanation or scenario of in my head until my brain oozes out of my ears. Meanwhile Austin Pettis willy nilly gets a Might Ducks tattoo because it’s a dope ass movie. I think he just became my favorite player. I need to start living the Pettis Lyfe.

PS: Speaking of Mighty Ducks, Britt McHenry’s dream man is Banks. Not Barstool Banks, but Banks from the movie. It’s wild.

By Nate posted October 17th, 2014 at 2:35 PM

Some Woman Who Just Got Back From Africa Decided To Vomit and Faint At The Pentagon This Morning

Ebola madness!

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CBS - The Pentagon is now the latest place to suffer from an Ebola scare. Around 9:10 a.m., a woman began vomiting in the Pentagon parking lot while on a bus tour, according to Pentagon spokeswoman Lt. Col. Valerie Henderson. The woman indicated she has recently traveled to Africa. The Arlington County Fire Department was called to the scene. The woman has been transported to Inova Fairfax Hospital. “Out of an abundance of caution and to allow the investigation to proceed, pedestrian and vehicular traffic around the Pentagon South Parking lot’s lanes 7-23 will remain restricted until further notice,” Henderson says. WNEW Senior Correspondent Mark Segraves reports that the bus the woman was on then traveled to Capitol Hill. The bus has since been stopped on Virginia Avenue and the other passengers and the driver are being isolated on a second bus. Virginia Avenue is closed down while officials investigate.

 

Ebola here, there, everywhere! Ebola madness! You know how many times I’ve puked on a bus? Zero. Because only poor people take busses. But do you know how many times I’ve jumped out of a cab or Uber to puke? A million. Because that’s what happens when you’re way too drunk and/or hungover and in public transportation. You puke. Oh so she just so happened to have gotten back from Africa? Minor detail. No just kidding, send her to Kabul. And when we send her to Kabul, it’s her fault. She decided to make Ebola all about her. You can’t very well drop the Africa card and expect not to have major consequences. Typical attention whore. Get her out of here. I don’t live in an overpriced apartment in a suburb of the most important city in the world for some woman to come out of nowhere and start puking Ebola all over the place. What if the wind catches some of that? A bird eats it. Bird dies. Cow eats the grass the bird died on. Cow gets chopped up and becomes a Big Mac. I eat the Big Mac. Boom I’m dead. And I’m not about to become a vegetarian so I guess the clock is ticking.
 

By Nate posted October 17th, 2014 at 1:45 PM

The Niagra IceDogs Warmed Up Like Gentlemen Last Night

Look good, play good. That's the old saying, and it's as true as ever.

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The Score - The OHL’s Niagara IceDogs added a little class to their pre-game skate on Thursday. Ahead of their contest against the Belleville Bulls, the IceDogs warmed up in tuxedo-themed jerseys, complete with red bowties and vests.
 

Look good, play good. That’s the old saying, and it’s as true as ever. Were the IceDogs 0-6-0 heading into last night’s game? You bet your life they were. Did they then proceed to go out last night in tuxedos and layeth the smacketh down on the Belleville Bulls candy asses? You’re god damn right. There’s no doubt it was because of the tuxedos. Dressing snazzy gives you superpowers. Wish I knew this earlier in life. Wouldn’t have gone to class in hoodies so often. Woulda looked super duper dapper. Not that it would have made much of a difference because let’s just be realistic, but the thought helps me sleep at night (it doesn’t).

 
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By Nate posted October 17th, 2014 at 12:55 PM
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