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Post - “We made an agreement,” Williams said. “He and I made an agreement. This team made an agreement that when we play the game, that we hustle at all times, that we play the game with intensity and the willingness to win. As it turned out, his spot came up. Kevin Frandsen put on a nice at-bat against [Trevor] Rosenthal. But his spot came up with the ability to win the game. That’s a shame for his teammates.” Harper said he “absolutely” understand Williams’s decision and “I respect what he did. It’s part of the game.”
Obviously a hardo move by Matt Williams. But they were drubbed by the Braves, and drubbed two days ago by the Cardinals, I guess he figured he had to set a precedent. Only problem is I don’t think Harper is the guy to set it with. Not one person in that clubhouse will ever say Harper doesn’t give 110%.
But at the same time, you’re told from day one to run out ground balls. Even jog them out. Harps hardly even walked out of the batter’s box there. So I’m ok with the benching. Get it out the way now, hammer out your differences, and move on. The season is young. Matt Williams wanted to show nobody is above the team and nobody is above running out slow dribblers to the mound. So again, I think it’s justified.
Fox – A Pennsylvania high school student is in hot water for asking Miss America to prom during a question and answer session at school. Eighteen-year-old Patrick Farves said he received three days of in-school suspension Thursday because he asked Nina Davuluri to prom. The senior at Central York High School stood up and popped the prom question, then walked to the stage with a plastic flower. Davuluri just laughed and the students cheered. “She just kind of laughed and I gave her the little flower I got,” Farves told Fox43.com. “And I went up and I gave her the flower and asked her if I could get a selfie with her. And she was like maybe later, and I never got the selfie,” Farves said. School officials heard about Farves’ plan in advance and warned him not to do it. He has apologized for disrupting the event. The school says students are disciplined for breaking rules and this incident is no different. The district told Fox43.com that is is not a practice to discipline a student for asking someone to a dance, but administrators work to “ensure rules are followed without our schools.” For now, Farves still hasn’t settled on a date. “For prom I’m probably just, I don’t know, I might go alone,” Farves told Fox43.com.
So many points to be made from this fairly simple article. First point is obviously this kid did the right thing. Who in the hell is the school administration to tell this kid he can’t ask Miss America to prom? When will he ever get the chance to ask Miss America to prom ever again? Furthermore, it shows he has confidence, which is what the school should be supportive of. I can’t believe they’d tell a kid not to do this. I’m so glad this kid gave the school the double freedom fingers and went ahead with it anyway. It’s sort of like the high school equivalent of skipping work to go watch hockey in a bar on a Friday afternoon. When you look back on it in 10 years, are you going to care? Oh no, he got 3 days of in-school suspension because the school administrator had a vagina full of sand. But he also asked Miss America to prom and made every girl in the auditorium wet at the same time. So even though she said no, he has about a million other potential dates now. And he sneaky slips in at the last moment that he might “go alone” to prom. Well obviously. Why would he want a date now? There’s going to be a line out the door to get a grind sesh with Casanova here. I didn’t know you could win prom until this kid showed up and won Prom.
New bone, new haircut, same not giving a fuck attitude.
Tuckered out after a long day of doing nothing.
A true patriot.
On that blog grind.
Ignoring Britt to hang out with me, like most people do.
Focused city, population Foxy.
The People’s Champ is watching The People’s Dog again this weekend while America’s favorite reporter jet sets around the globe.
So what do we have planned? Oh you know, not much. Little fetch, some tug of war. Might even hit up a dog park. Things could get wild.
Have a good weekend everyone.
Florida – A Florida man suffocated his young, crying son so he could play video games on his Xbox and watch TV, sheriff’s deputies said Friday. Cody Wygant, 24, is charged with third-degree murder and child neglect. He was being held Friday without bail at the Citrus County Jail. Sixteen-month-old Daymeon Wygant wasn’t breathing when emergency crews arrived at the home Thursday morning. The child was pronounced dead at a hospital, investigators said. “It is inconceivable that a father could kill his infant son — it just baffles the mind,” Sheriff Jeff Dawsy said. “Our only sense of relief now comes from knowing that we did exactly what we needed to do to bring justice to him swiftly. Our prayers go out to those who knew and loved Daymeon.” Wygant said he was frustrated because the boy was crying uncontrollably, preventing him from playing his Xbox games, according to investigators. He covered the boy’s nose and mouth for three to four minutes until he became lethargic, then placed him in a playpen and covered him with bedding, which was tucked around the boy’s body and head, officials said. Wygant didn’t check on Daymeon for five hours, investigators said, while he played Xbox and watched three episodes of the television show “Fringe.” By the time he checked on the child, Daymeon had turned blue and was unresponsive, they said. Wygant is the primary care giver for the child, and the mother — Wygant’s girlfriend — was not home, officials said. During preliminary interviews with the parents, they indicated the child had been placed in the playpen around 7 a.m. Thursday, officials said. But upon further questioning, Wygant said he suffocated the child around 1 a.m., they indicated. They have a 3-month-old daughter, who is in the custody of the Department of Children and Families.
I’m not one of those guys who says they never want to have kids, but kids do fucking terrify me. Like, imagine how on edge this guy was that he suffocated his own kid so he could simply watch an hour of TV in peace? That’s what scares me. Add in the fact they not only had the one kid, but a 3 month old too. They’re always crying, shitting all over themselves, sleep at stupid hours, and basically have no common decency at all. Like hey, kid, Fringe is on, can you give me a minute? Nope, gonna keep crying for absolutely no reason. And then he admitted it to the cops that he smothered his own child. Pretty much said jail is the better alternative here. Good grief, Charlie Brown.
Editors Note: Obviously murder is bad and I’m not condoning murder. Didn’t think I had to point out that I don’t support killing children, but I guess people still don’t get it. So there. I don’t support him killing his child.
Viral video alert! Anything these guys can’t do? Defend the country, play baseball, sing*, and drive, all at the same damn time? If this video didn’t get you going, I don’t know what will. I guess you could say they…knocked it out of the park!
*I know they weren’t singing, but at times I was convinced they were. Never seen better lip synching in my entire life.
PS: How do I know this video is making girls wet? Because the girl who sent me the email said it is. We’ll protect her identity and call her “Samantha”, but go ahead Samantha, go on girl! Get some!
Do you recognize that guy in the middle? Well you should. Pretty recognizable face.
Yea, no big deal. Slide over Jay Z. Who the fuck are you, Diddy? Bow Wow is at the top of the rapper food chain now. How lucky are RG3 and DeSean to be able to hang out with hip hop legend Bow Wow? That’s insane. Can’t imagine what he had to reschedule to make it to this dinner.
PS: Gang signs on gang signs on gang signs. Pretty sure Goodell broke out in hives when he saw this picture.
Ah yes, the high holy days must be upon us. As the Torah says, you must watch porn in a university library or else the frogs will fall from the sky. That member of the tribe was not going to risk the rivers running with blood. So good on you, Rabbi Levisteinowitzenberg. Thank you for saving us all.
(PS: maybe it’s just me, but from the looks of it, he very well could be watching a porn of himself being blown by that girl. The guy in the grainy video looks HUGE.)
MFK Happy Friday. No frills, just hot girls. But unfortunately, we have to kill one. What you have to decide here is if Olivia is a fuck or a marry. Obviously you can’t kill her right? That text she sent her ex boyfriend about what she wants him to do to her makes her M+F add up to 100. Then you have two blonde playmates. Just happiness running through their veins. No cares in the world. And now we have to murder one in cold blood. Nikki and Audrey are just so stunning, but it’s the rules of the road.
Marry: Olivia. Obviously. Happy life.
Fuck: Nikki. I went back and forth. Gave them the ol’ sniff test. And Nikki won. She looks fun and ready to roll with whatever. Her favorite thing for sure is the morning fuck.
Honest question – does James Harden wear blinders? I’ve never seen anyone have less peripheral vision. And what is he day dreaming about out there? Will someone give him a checklist before the game so he doesn’t stop halfway through the game to wonder if he remembered to shut the garage door? If he could just check it off before the game, maybe he could focus more on the game. Call me crazy, but his “stand around and watch the ball” defensive strategy won’t catch on in the NBA. It’s a bold strategy, but I just can’t see it paying off.