Tour Dates

  • District N9NE
    Philadelphia, PA

    April 25th, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Irving Plaza
    New York City, NY

    April 26th, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Toad's Place
    New Haven, CT

    January 30th, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Lupo's
    Providence, RI

    January 31st, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Webster Theater
    Hartford, CT

    February 21st, 2014 9:00 PM
  • The Palladium
    Worcester, MA

    February 22nd, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Sherman Theater
    East Stroudsburg, PA

    March 1st, 2014 9:00 PM
  • The Union Bar
    Iowa City, IA

    March 8th, 2014 6:00 PM
  • The Boulder Theater
    Boulder, CO

    March 15th, 2014 9:00 PM
  • The Fillmore
    Charlotte, NC

    April 4th, 2014 10:00 PM
  • House Of Blues
    Myrtle Beach, SC

    April 5th, 2014 9:00 PM

Hot Galleries

DMV Smokeshow of the Day – Maddie From Maryland

  Introducing Maddie from Maryland. Hot smoke with a killer body. Nothing wrong with that at all.   Nominate smokeshows you know by sending Facebook links to DMV@Barstoolsports.com.

 

Introducing Maddie from Maryland. Hot smoke with a killer body. Nothing wrong with that at all.

 

Nominate smokeshows you know by sending Facebook links to DMV@Barstoolsports.com.

By Nate posted April 24th, 2014 at 5:30 PM

The State College Spikes Are Coming In HOT With Their “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” Themed Jersey

  The Spikes will be wearing special "Fresh Price of Bel-Air" themed jersey 6/29 when @alfonso_ribeiro comes to SC! pic.twitter.com/7ab95y1W8m — State College Spikes (@SCSpikes) April 24, 2014   What else are you going to do when Carlton Banks comes to visit? You pull out all the stops for him, including making one-off jerseys just [...]

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What else are you going to do when Carlton Banks comes to visit? You pull out all the stops for him, including making one-off jerseys just to honor him. Carlton doesn’t just waltz into any ol’ Single-A ballpark, you know. Have to wine and dine him, make him feel important. Show him that you want him there. I’m not saying the State College Spikes did enough to completely give Carlton the hero’s welcome he deserves, but I think they’re getting there.
 

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By Nate posted April 24th, 2014 at 4:30 PM

LeBron Is The Most Googled Athlete In Maryland, In Virginia, And In Pretty Much Everywhere

  You know what I was just thinking? I was just thinking I haven’t vomited in a couple days, and now I don’t have to worry about that anymore. LeBron is the most Googled athlete in 23 states. Disgusting. Wake up, America. There’s no reason the king of flops should be the leader in most [...]

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You know what I was just thinking? I was just thinking I haven’t vomited in a couple days, and now I don’t have to worry about that anymore. LeBron is the most Googled athlete in 23 states. Disgusting. Wake up, America. There’s no reason the king of flops should be the leader in most searches for 23 of our 50 states. Puke city.

My favorite state on this map has to be West Virginia. Geno Smith is still the pride and joy of the Mountain State. And credit where credit is due to Johnny Football for dominating Texas, and Andrew Wiggins for being the only thing Kansas cares about.

 
PS: Iowa is one of the Adrian Peterson states, in case you were still wondering where it is/if it’s actually a state.

By Nate posted April 24th, 2014 at 3:50 PM

Out of Everyone on the Entire Planet, TIME Magazine Says Richard Sherman is One of the 100 Most Influential People

I guess magazine lists don't mean dick anymore.

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CBS – He’s clearly one of the best cornerbacks in the game, and after his Michael Crabtree taunt following the Seahawks’ NFC title victory vs. San Francisco last season, Richard Sherman became one of the most controversial. But he’s smart, well-spoken, funny and a big reason why Seattle is the defending Super Bowl champions. And now, according to Time magazine, Sherman is one of the most 100 influential people. It sounds like his monologue against Crabtree was a big reason why. “Sherman’s rant solidified his reputation as one of the brashest and most candid players in the buttoned-up NFL,” writes Time’s Sean Gregory. “More important, it sparked a national conversation about race, stereotyping and sportsmanship. When critics labeled the dreadlocked defensive star a ‘thug,’ Sherman, a Compton, Calif.–raised Stanford graduate, engaged the debate, asking if the term was today’s way of calling him the N word? In a heartbeat, Sherman altered the discourse and emerged as the smartest voice in the room.”
 

I guess magazine lists don’t mean dick anymore. You can look like Starvin Marvin and be named the world’s most beautiful woman, and you can cut a post-game WWE promo after a football game and be one of the most influential people on this here planet. I’m not really sure of what basis TIME magazine is voting on, but I need to look up the definition of “influential” I guess. Is it like the word “literally” where it doesn’t really mean what it means anymore? So out of 7 billion humans, I’m supposed to believe TIME Magazine when they say a cornerback for the Seattle Seahawks is in the top .00000001% percent of influential humans? World leaders, activists, bloggers…nope. Richard Sherman. I don’t know about all that. Now yes, I understand TIME is using him to sell magazine because I guess old people still buy them. But come on. Influential? Get out of my face. He’s not even top 100 most influential people named Richard.

By Nate posted April 24th, 2014 at 2:50 PM

Jordin Tootoo Gives His Stick To A Young Fan, Melts The Internet’s Heart

  No idea how this kid got to stand on the bench like that, but I hope it’s because he’s rich and connected and not for the only other reason I could think of. Regardless, can’t very well watch this video and not blog it. Just a nice little Thursday heart warming video to get [...]


 

No idea how this kid got to stand on the bench like that, but I hope it’s because he’s rich and connected and not for the only other reason I could think of. Regardless, can’t very well watch this video and not blog it. Just a nice little Thursday heart warming video to get you through the day. Kid is so incredibly happy. Reminds me of the kid who literally could not believe he was in possession of a baseball. Tootoo kid played it much cooler though.

By the way, no big deal, not to brag or anything, but does this look like a Mark Tinordi game used stick? Yea, THAT Mark Tinordi.
 

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By Nate posted April 24th, 2014 at 1:57 PM

MFK Thursday in the DMV – Britt’s Favorite Girls

Marisa Miller: Hot Jessica Simpson: Blake Lively: MFK Thursday in the DMV. Last night, Britt was talking about her girl crushes over the years. So we are MFKing them today. Marisa Miller, Jessica Simpson when she was hot, and alway hot Blake Lively. I’m allowing us to use Jessica in her prime, as well as [...]

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MFK Thursday in the DMV. Last night, Britt was talking about her girl crushes over the years. So we are MFKing them today. Marisa Miller, Jessica Simpson when she was hot, and alway hot Blake Lively. I’m allowing us to use Jessica in her prime, as well as your fondest memories of Marisa. Both were absolute 100s/10. The top of their class. And Blake is a beauty unlike any other. Might be flawless. Britt’s girl crushes, MFK time.

Marry: Blake. She is so fucking pretty it burns your eyes. I sometimes tear up, wondering how it’s possible.

Fuck: Marisa. When she was the it-girl, the #1 SI swimsuit girl, she was my everything. I searched for her more on Ask Jeeves than anything else.

Kill: Jessica. Hurts to do so, but that reality show ruined her for me.

By Nate posted April 24th, 2014 at 1:12 PM

This Apparently Is The Car Joe Biden Had Delivered To His House Yesterday (It’s probably not, but could be)

  Reader Matt emailed me this picture and told me it’s Joe Biden’s new ride. I hope to gosh it’s true and he really went full hardo with that license plate. I would not put it past him for a second. He’s a cursing, drinking, train riding, joyous old man. I wish we saw more [...]

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Reader Matt emailed me this picture and told me it’s Joe Biden’s new ride. I hope to gosh it’s true and he really went full hardo with that license plate. I would not put it past him for a second. He’s a cursing, drinking, train riding, joyous old man. I wish we saw more of him, every time he does something or says something it’s laugh out loud funny. I have no proof it’s his car, reader Matt who emailed the picture has no proof it’s his car, but I’m not sure I care at this point because it’s so over the top. I guess it makes sense to automatically assume only the VP could get that plate, right? Or maybe it’s actually his car and I’m being a naysayer? When you think about it, it’s kinda perfect to be his car. Bright yellow, hardo license plate, and yea…it’s probably not Joe Biden’s. More than likely a VP of literally anything else at all. But I think there is a 10% chance it is Biden’s? Gonna follow up and see if I can get any details.

 
h/t Matt the stoolie

By Nate posted April 24th, 2014 at 12:18 PM

Initial Thoughts On The Ravens 2014 Schedule

I like it. I like it a lot.

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First off, I like it. I like it a lot. We’ve known who the opponents were going to be for a while, but now we know where the chips fall in terms of when. It’s hard not to get excited about the opportunities that are presented with this schedule. Here are my initial thoughts:

 

- First thing that jumps out is the three game stretch to start the season. Clearly it’s a tremendous opportunity for Joe and Co. to come out and make a statement that last year’s 8-8 finish was an anomaly. I’m thrilled about it. The way I see it, this division is a two horse race with the Bengals. I can’t think of a better way to start the season than putting a beatdown on em. Some people are concerned about facing Pittsburgh 4 days later, but they’re up against the same circumstances. Worst case scenario, I see the Ravens at 2-1 through 3 weeks, and very possibly 3-0 in the division.

 

- 3 primetime games are the fewest they’ve had since 2009. I don’t mind it one bit. That’s what happens when you miss the playoffs. Plus it’s fewer opportunities to listen to mind-numbing Joe Flacco “elite” discussions from national pundits.

 

- On another AFC North note, Baltimore only plays one divisional game after the week 11 bye. This accentuates the importance of getting a strong start out of the gate. A lot of negative nancies out there are worried about the Ravens breaking down physically come Week 9 or 10, but I’m not at all. Late bye will allow them to be fresher for the home stretch.

 

- Final three games play VERY favorably into the Ravens’ hands. 3 bottom of the barrel teams, including 2 at home. If they haven’t run away with the division already, this will turn out to be a tremendous blessing.

 

- Cold weather games won’t be as common this year. After week 10, the road games are at NO, MIA, and HOU. Barring another insane Vikings-type game at home, I don’t see the elements playing a huge factor in the regular season.

 

Should-win games (10): vs. CIN, vs. PIT, at CLE, at TB, vs. ATL, vs. TEN, vs. SD, vs. JAC, at HOU, vs. CLE

Coin-flip games (3): vs. CAR, at PIT, at MIA

Uphill battles (3): at IND, at CIN at NO

 

Given one or two slip-ups, flip the coins, and one steal of a tough road game and I think we’re looking at an 11-5 or 12-4 football team. We’ll split with Cincinnati one way or another and win the other 5 AFC North games, which will be good enough to get us back on top. Time to draft another stud class and take home another division title.

By banks posted April 24th, 2014 at 11:27 AM

Swaggy P Threw Out The First Pitch And It Was A Bullet

  Absolutely nailed it. Swaggy just doesn’t know his own strength. Maybe he should be starting in centerfield for the Dodgers? It would be one way to get more than 12 people to show up for the games.     Gotta give Swaggy props for just loving life now that there’s no basketball to play. [...]


 

Absolutely nailed it. Swaggy just doesn’t know his own strength. Maybe he should be starting in centerfield for the Dodgers? It would be one way to get more than 12 people to show up for the games.
 

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Gotta give Swaggy props for just loving life now that there’s no basketball to play.

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Probably will be on the floor at the next Clippers game, because that’s the most Swaggy P move of all time. This whole offseason tour he’s doing is making me miss him and his 16/0/0 stat lines here in DC.

By Nate posted April 24th, 2014 at 10:25 AM

After Going Through the Redskins Schedule, They Really Have a Chance This Season

Feeling optimistic as hail right now.

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Looking at the first 8 weeks, not too bad. Kicking off the season on the road in Houston is an interesting matchup. No idea who their QB will be, and the Skins could be the first team to play against Bortles, Johnny Football or Clowney. Heading home the next week to play the Jags is equally as enticing for the exact same reason.

Weeks 3, 4, and 5 are all going to be tough. DeSean’s first game back in Philly vs that crazy Eagles team, then a short week vs an NFC East rival in the Giants, then another prime time game the next week vs Seattle.

To finish off the first half of the season, in Arizona, at home against Tennessee, and then at the Cowboys on Monday night. Those three could go either way. I think the Cards will regress from last season because Carson Palmer can’t possibly play at the same level as last season, the Titans should be bad, and the Cowboys have no D and will be awful.

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The second half is a pain in the ass. A quick stop in Minny to play AP and the Vikes and whoever will be starting at QB at that time, a bye week, and then a tough run of games to finish the season. Tampa should be much improved, San Fran obviously are going to be great, as will the Colts. The Rams have the number 2 pick and are on the up and up, and then ending the season with three straight division games.

 

Week 1: Sept. 7 @ Houston Texans 1 p.m. Win
Week 2: Sept. 14 vs. Jacksonville Jaguars 1 p.m. Win
Week 3: Sept. 21 @ Philadelphia Eagles 1 p.m. Loss
Week 4: Sept. 25 (Thursday) vs. New York Giants 8:25 p.m. Win
Week 5: Oct. 6 (Monday Night) vs. Seattle Seahawks 8:30 p.m. Loss
Week 6: Oct. 12 @ Arizona Cardinals 4:25 p.m. Loss
Week 7: Oct. 19 vs. Tennessee Titans 1 p.m. Win
Week 8: Oct. 27 (Monday Night) @ Dallas Cowboys 8:30 p.m. Loss
Week 9: Nov. 2 @ Minnesota Vikings 1 p.m. Win
Week 10: Bye Week
Week 11: Nov. 16 vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 1 p.m. Win
Week 12: Nov. 23 @ San Francisco 4:25 p.m. Loss
Week 13: Nov. 30 @ Indianapolis Colts 1 p.m. Loss
Week 14: Dec. 7 vs. St. Louis Rams 1 p.m. Win
Week 15: Dec. 14 @ New York Giants 1 p.m. Loss
Week 16: Dec. 20 (Saturday) vs. Philadelphia Eagles (Flex) Win
Week 17: Dec. 28 vs. Dallas Cowboys 1 p.m. Win

 
I think 9-7 is fair. If they can knock out that first half of the year then hold on during the second half, we should see them back in the playoffs this season, all depending on them staying healthy and all that. This team should be closer to 2012 when they went 10-6 than last year when they went 3-13. You can’t look at that schedule and expect them to go any worse than 8-8. Favorable schedule is favorable. Playing teams like the Vikings, Titans, and Bucs who could have QB issues, as well as the Cowboys twice who I think will be awful, and starting the season vs the Texans and Jaguars who will have rookies in key positions bodes well for this Skins team. Feeling optimistic as hail right now.
 

By Nate posted April 24th, 2014 at 9:45 AM
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